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Friday, February 27, 2009

The Angel Is in the Details!

Dittosoup, apple, banana (almost but not ripe), not-up-to-snuff cleminties, and organic baby-cut carrots fortify the Monz after boot camp at the club!
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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Rut Buster...or Bust a Rut!

Dr. Dittolunch.
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Kiss Yummy Lunch!
You need his lunch baby oh so bad
It's not the only lunch he's ever had
And if you spill it all on your feet
Don't you know you'll be in misery?

So water please
Heat to 210 degrees
There is no meat
Are you cray-ay-zee?
McDougal Ramen, Apple and Carrots
It took Monz' lunch out of a rut!

We call him "Dr. Lunch"
He's got the lunch you're thinking of
Calling Dr. Lunch!
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Chrissa Cross!
"Find Courage in Creativity" read
the slogan
on the poster
of the American Girl (tm) store
on the "Magnificient Mile"

Sorry marketers, but in these challenging times success lies in fear and faith. Fear of the recklessness that threatens to capture your soul. Faith in wholesome goodness.

That's right, it's an English muffin dittolunch.

[By the way, has anyone ever done a study on the immense psychological harm that must surely come to those young girl models forced to portray mean bullies of the American Girl (tm) hero? Just wondering. - Game Editor]
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Monday, February 23, 2009

President's Day!
English muffin, banana, "some" clementines, carrots, and a recession/depression fighting apple.
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Friday, February 20, 2009

We Feel a Punctuation Mark Coming On!

Dittolunch (except the orange is repalced by three small clementines. Oh, my darling!
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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Back to the Monz Diet(tm)!

English Muffin, banana, apple, orange, carrots. "It will be yummy!" Take that, Jared.
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Good to the Last Drop!

Dollar tip: be sure to tilt your gas nozzle when you finish filling up and get the last few drops that most people leave behind! We know, a gas saving tip other than "keep your tire inflated!" You're excited! We're excited! Alas, Monz has merely an "ok" veggie delite from Subway. No monotone-yet-catchy jingle singing will ensue.
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Emergencia Internacional!

No lunch for Monz!
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Monday, February 16, 2009

Edward Bear!

Dolalr tip: don't take that vacation to Mexico! Stay home and live vicariously through Monz! Have a salad with lots and lots of jalapenos, and some fruit, just like at the resort.
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Friday, February 13, 2009

Make a Run for the Border!

Heaven (or at least a warm weather paradise in Mexico) can wait! At least for una dia. Home for tofu scrambler, potatoes and toast lunch. "Yum!"
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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Precedence!

What takes precedence over Monz' committment to his new and original diet plan? Munificience towards others, that's what! Campari for bruschetta and tuscan rolcolto salad for a lovely staff lunch!!!!
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Good to the Last Drop!

Here's a tip you don't hear every day: when you're done filling your tank, be sure to tilt the hose so that the remaining gas goes into your tank. That's right, there's still a little left even after you stopped pumping! And eat every bite of your yummy dittolunch!
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Oh Canada!

It's a proud Canada Monday as we note that not a single Canadian bank has gone insolvent "in these challenging times!"

Monz stays similarly stalwart with a dittolunch.
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Monday, February 09, 2009

Raggedy Andy!

In these challenging times, recently America Online ran a series of budget tips. Their top tip? Buy a bunch of rags and then don't use paper towels anymore.

Dittolunch.
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Friday, February 06, 2009

We See Your Every Move!

Every one of them -- that's right, like an 80's soundalike hit machine, it's a ditto (lunch)!
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Thursday, February 05, 2009

Woah, Here He Comes, He's a Lunch Eater!

XXXtreme ditto lunch -- Monz reports feeling good and healthy, with a energetic tone to his email not seen since the 80's!
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Wednesday, February 04, 2009

If You Insist on Knowing His Bliss!

"Extreme" ditto-lunch!
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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Let's Get Small...Really Small!

We don't think you understood -- we're serious! He's serious! Dry Thomas's (tm) "light" english muffin, apple, minneola, and some carrots
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Monday, February 02, 2009

Nook and Cranny!

To kick off Frugal February, let us compare and contrast how two giants of our era (one of government, one of munificience) have saved money in these challenging times.

Tom Dashelle, who once inspired us with the words “Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter”(Congressional Record, May 7, 1998, p. S4507) saved $100,000 in taxes.

Monz: dry light Thomases (tm) English muffin, apple, banana.
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