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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Greatest...

County Street Cafe for a caesar salad & fruit cup.
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Monday, June 29, 2009

The...



Mcdougall's hot-sour and an apple.
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Friday, June 26, 2009

Never Let Them See You Sweat!

According to Consumer Reports(tm), you should apply antipersperant in the evening before going to bed -- it takes time to clog those pores! Just like it takes time to head to the famed Lake Geneva resort The Abbey and their Waterfront Cafe for lunch, where you might have a California Club sandwich...like the Monz!
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Thursday, June 25, 2009

You're a Teaser, You Turn Them On!

Longtime readers of MYL know that our crack science reporters deliver actionable information which you can use. We'll have such a report tomorrow. Today, Monz acts on some fusilli pasta with spicy tomato sauce made at home (jar sauce).
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I'm a Lunch Eater, Get Me Out of Here!

Monz escapes heart disease with McDougall's black bean and lime soup, apple, and banana.
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

We Need Internal Affairs!

Monz reports that at the committee meeting someone stole all the veggies from the Potbellies(tm) supplied turkey sandwiches (not counting the giant pickles). But, knowing "the code," Monz won't tell us who!
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Monday, June 22, 2009

Battlelunch Dramatica!

Mcdougall's split pea, apple and banana -- that'll exorcise your bad lunch demons!
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Friday, June 19, 2009

Yummy Tweet!

A quick trip to subway for a fa-fa-fa-five dollar footlong (veggie delight) with lots of peppers and dijon.

But even yummier is the news that you can follow us now on twitter!!!
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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Bible Study!

A downtown working Monz stops by the Corner Bakery for a California Grille (zucchini, eggplant, cheese, artichoke hearts, and more!)

Meanwhile, as the editors prepare to attend a bachelor party on Friday night, they decided to engage in a little prophylactic Bible Study. Today's verse:

Ezekiel 23:19-20
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Ta-Da!




The winner of the Yummify the Monz' Lunch Contest is: "MaryCopa"!!! Mary suggests combining the best of two Monz dieting quests with yumminess: Shiritaki noodles (naturally low carb, no fat, and low calorie) with some of the organic pasta sauce of Monz' choice (we happen to know Monz was once quite fond of Paul Newman's "Sockarooni"). Mix-in some of Monz' favorite veggie sausage/bacon/eggs/beastos and garnish to visual spiccccce! Unfortunately Mary did not win the $1,000,000.00 however we give her our sincere thanks, as with our other entrants!

In the nick of time too: dittodesperationlunch!
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

RLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRL!

Spaa brand (tm?) Chinese mushroom rice noodle bowl, an apple, and a melange of other fruits (mostly melons) left over from the graduation party of She Who Cannot Be Named. Anouncement tomorrow!

UPDATE!

Fraud! we say! Monz was promissed:


They delivered:
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Monday, June 15, 2009

Drum Roll Please!

Major anouncement this week! Meanwhile, Monz has a "desperation lunch" of a sub at Plato's Corner. Maybe this will help in the future?
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Friday, June 12, 2009

No Justice for Monz!


One look at this article should dispel all doubts that President Obama has made a soto-may(j)or mistake in not nominating the Monz to the Supreme Court. Apple + yogurt lunch? Beano(tm) + graprefruit?! Come on guys and gal, when you're tired of the same old same old, have some new old at Subway - a footlong veggie delite packed with hot peppers -- then check out whatever buskerband is playing at the Library (of Congress or Waukegan). Like the Monz!
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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Dark Hemhermit!

Mcdougall's tortilla soup and apple.
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Soldier Boy Crank Dat!

Tofurky gourmet beer brat! Deserves nothing less than a whole wheat bun, whole grain mustard, and whole-som sauerkraut!
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Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Quirk McLimit!

McDougall's Split Pea ("Split 'em!"), apple and banana.
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Monday, June 08, 2009

Ga-ga Over Lunch!
Monz has got to lunch on something! Mcdougall's hot and sour soup, banana, and apple.
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Friday, June 05, 2009

Change You Should Believe In!
When circumstances force Monz to the County St. Cafe, don't think Monz won't order beast if necessary! Turkey sandweeech.
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Thursday, June 04, 2009

Lark Kridement!

Um...

McDougal's spring onion noodle soup (new flavor!), 90 second kerala vegatables, and Tasty Bite (tm) ("Spice It Up"(tm)) prepackaged Indian food. "Pretty good."
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Wednesday, June 03, 2009

All I Need Is the Air That I Breath and To Lunch You!

A sojourner voice searches for truth: no lunch for Monz?
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Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Smiling White Rock Monz!
And Monz' needs that smiling disposition when there's no McDougall's in the cupboard and you have to resort to a footlong veggie delight on wheat sans onions. "Ok."
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Monday, June 01, 2009

Clark McDerment!

Today Monz' lunch consisted of Mcdougall's black bean and lime soup, an apple, and grapefruit.
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