monzyummylunch

Mmmm. Beer!
Not just one, but two Gilbert Gluten-Free Beer Brats and a hard boiled egg, which may or may not have been gluten free depending on what was fed the chicken. (And no, Ernie, the editors are not being flip!

It's Good to Be Green! Through brightest day and blackest night
No mid-day fast shall escape his sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware Monz' power: 1/2 a cobb salad from The Lantern's Light!

The Lexicon of Lunch!

Dittolunch! Dittoyummy!

Eat This, Not That! (DISCLAIMER Neither Monz or the Editors are associated with the series of books titled "Eat This, Not That!" even though you really should eat the "this" of the Monz and not the "that" of the choadas of the world) Two Brat Hans chicken spicy andouille and an egg. "I can predict with the utmost certainty it will be yummy" said the Monz, and we believe him!

A lapsed grab and go of Monz' intended lunch leads to a nostalgic, and yummy, return to Fongs for a classic beef and brocoli.

Pink Yummy Lunch! There he goes, getting the ISBA party started, but you won't be the last to know about this f----n' perfect lunch! So raise your glass and blow him (one last kiss)!

Enemy Mine! The fight against evil never ends. Take the choda pictured above. This creature was on the Clark Street Route 22 Northbound yesterday, approximately 6PM. We shudder to think what his lunch was. Surely not two of the delicious Hans Sheboygan brats, esquisitely microwaved and seasoned to Ramsay-like perfection with some spicy whole grain mustard Monz personally imported from Paris. Monz washed it down with a decaf latte from starbucks (a mysterious cd may have been purchased for atomospheric completeness sake). A high-five to Monz on a perfect, diet compliant summer lunch and he prepares to take his rightful place among the masters of the Illinois universe (if not in Illinois). Meanwhile, we assure our dear readers that, in the spirit of the Monz, we will not let evil like that pictured above pass without taking action. Indeed, we have!

Monz Is Going to Pump [CLAP] You Up! "2 Brat Hans Sheboygan Style Brats, plain, in the microwave, & a hard-boiled egg. Washed down with some Nice! ™ Cherry Limeade drink." We quote the Monz verbatim because we don't want you to assume that the editors added the recognition of the trademark rights, as the editors are want to do.

Vlog Yummy Lunch! You gotta write fast to keep up with a Monz lunch report!

Coop D'etat! Chicken sausage Andouille and an egg that, on a sliding scale of dukanese, was given the high praise of "eminently." From who? From Monz, who else?!