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Friday, September 05, 2003

Always There, Always Ready!

The following conversation is real. It took place between an OffStar (tm) customer service representative and a subscriber on September 5, 2003.

OS: "Offstar, may I help you?"
C: "Yes, I hate my lunch life. What can I have that's new and yummy?"
OS: "How about a gyros from Jeff's?"
C: "Really? Is it good?"
OS: "Monz enjoyed it."
C: "Great!"
OS: "Hold on one moment while I order it for you."

To get Offstar(tm), well, you can't get Offstar (tm) because we lied - that conversation never happened. But you can get lunch ideas by logging into monzyummylunch!
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