Friday, September 19, 2003
Wisdom of the Orient!
We were having trouble understanding Monz' lunch today. This much we knew: Wendy's double cheeseburger, with a small chili. But how was it? "Better than average...make it go away...can't be improved on...short of yummy..." Then we recalled the comments of Confucius after meeting the father of Taoism, Lao Tzu:
"I understand how birds can fly, how fishes can swim, and how four-footed beasts can run. Those that run can be snared, those that swim may be caught with hook and line, those that fly may be shot with arrows. But when it comes to the dragon, I am unable to conceive how he can soar into the sky riding upon the wind and clouds. Today I have seen Lao Tzu and can only liken him to a dragon."
Flame on, Mark Monz, Flame on!
We were having trouble understanding Monz' lunch today. This much we knew: Wendy's double cheeseburger, with a small chili. But how was it? "Better than average...make it go away...can't be improved on...short of yummy..." Then we recalled the comments of Confucius after meeting the father of Taoism, Lao Tzu:
"I understand how birds can fly, how fishes can swim, and how four-footed beasts can run. Those that run can be snared, those that swim may be caught with hook and line, those that fly may be shot with arrows. But when it comes to the dragon, I am unable to conceive how he can soar into the sky riding upon the wind and clouds. Today I have seen Lao Tzu and can only liken him to a dragon."
Flame on, Mark Monz, Flame on!
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