Tuesday, April 06, 2004
Try To Keep Up!
(we got most of this, but the fury came fast and furious!)
"a bud of mine told me that blackie's delivers. so when we got back from florida we decided to order up some blackie's. i had a taste for a hamburger like you wouldn't believe. they said it'd be there in an hour - i said that's cool. 20 minutes later it was the delivery dude. i was a little nervous, so i sat down at the table and it was raw. i don't mean steak tartare, but raw. i got pissed so i put it in the microwave and took it out and put it on my bun. it was still raw! at that point i completely lost my mind and fed it to belew. belew hung out for a while, then wandered down the hall and proceded to vomit violently down the place. this burger was not good for anyone, man or beast!
ever since then i had a taste for a burger that's actually cooked, and yummy. so when amy said bennigan's, i took this as an opportunity to satiate my burger lust."
Two Questions:
1) Did Monz order this one well done? (yes)
2) Why didn't you contact Blackie's? (he was out of my mind with fear and anger...and the soprano's was about to start).
(we got most of this, but the fury came fast and furious!)
"a bud of mine told me that blackie's delivers. so when we got back from florida we decided to order up some blackie's. i had a taste for a hamburger like you wouldn't believe. they said it'd be there in an hour - i said that's cool. 20 minutes later it was the delivery dude. i was a little nervous, so i sat down at the table and it was raw. i don't mean steak tartare, but raw. i got pissed so i put it in the microwave and took it out and put it on my bun. it was still raw! at that point i completely lost my mind and fed it to belew. belew hung out for a while, then wandered down the hall and proceded to vomit violently down the place. this burger was not good for anyone, man or beast!
ever since then i had a taste for a burger that's actually cooked, and yummy. so when amy said bennigan's, i took this as an opportunity to satiate my burger lust."
Two Questions:
1) Did Monz order this one well done? (yes)
2) Why didn't you contact Blackie's? (he was out of my mind with fear and anger...and the soprano's was about to start).
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