Thursday, July 15, 2004
A Curse Upon His (or her) Mustache!
We don't know who is responsible for the fact that Monz is forgoing lunch today, but we do know they are doomed to a miserable fate. Kinda like Saddam Hussein, though he did entertain us with this bit of courtroom jousting:
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JUDGE: This is only the legal matters, and you have the right to not answer until a lawyer is present.
SADDAM: This is for the previous review....You have to hear me out.
[T]he occupation of Kuwait, the charge number seven. It's unfortunate that this is coming out of an Iraqi. The law is there, law to charge Saddam Hussein because Kuwaitis said that the Iraqi women will come to the street for 10 dinars. And I defended the honor of the Iraqis. Those animals.
JUDGE: Don't use foul language and attack. This is a legal session.
SADDAM: Yes, I bear responsibilities for everything.
JUDGE: Anything outside of obscenity or outside of the norms of a legal session is not accepted.
SADDAM: Then forgive me.
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Anything outside an obscenity is not accepted? Those wacky Iraqis!
We don't know who is responsible for the fact that Monz is forgoing lunch today, but we do know they are doomed to a miserable fate. Kinda like Saddam Hussein, though he did entertain us with this bit of courtroom jousting:
>>
JUDGE: This is only the legal matters, and you have the right to not answer until a lawyer is present.
SADDAM: This is for the previous review....You have to hear me out.
[T]he occupation of Kuwait, the charge number seven. It's unfortunate that this is coming out of an Iraqi. The law is there, law to charge Saddam Hussein because Kuwaitis said that the Iraqi women will come to the street for 10 dinars. And I defended the honor of the Iraqis. Those animals.
JUDGE: Don't use foul language and attack. This is a legal session.
SADDAM: Yes, I bear responsibilities for everything.
JUDGE: Anything outside of obscenity or outside of the norms of a legal session is not accepted.
SADDAM: Then forgive me.
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Anything outside an obscenity is not accepted? Those wacky Iraqis!
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