monzyummylunch

Eat It!

The editors are still tired, so they asked their good friend Al to guest blog today.  He said "Why sure, anything for the Monz!  You know, hearing that Monz is going back to the old Chinese Place (China House on Belmont - nostalgia editor) reminds me of other has-beens which are still kickin it, like me, or like Cyndi Lauper, which reminds me of a song of hers which I covered..."

Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch
Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have lunch

I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide
They're always in the mood for something to munch
Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have

That's all they really want
Some lunch
Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch
'Cause girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have lunch

Girls, they want
Want to have lunch
Girls wanna have

She eats like she got a hole in her neck
And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check
Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton
Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have

That's all they really want
Is some lunch
Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch
Those girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have lunch 
They just want to
They just want to
Girls
Girls just want to have lunch

[At this point the editors put down the phone and walked away, muttering "ok, go away Al."  Please don't tell him that.]