Thursday, July 01, 2004
Mum's the Word and So the Word Is Mum, Mum!
Monz is out partying with 42 and we are uncertain as to his lunch plans. So we offer a recent flashback:
When the editors were in Canada they brought back some Canadian-only groceries, like Campbell's Chunky chili. Multiple varieties. Upon trying the "Homestyle" we were, at first, quite pleased: surprisingly meaty, but zesty. We couldn't quite make out the taste of individual ingredients, but it still imparted an impression of freshness. "Yummy!" we thought. "Bring it to the States!" About six hours later yellow-suited workers were sealing off the editors' homes, from which emanated muffled sounds and cries. Off the record, experts reported they hadn't witnessed such a scene of constructive arrest and chili since Normal, IL in 1984. That's right, Campbell's had somehow acquired Mom Monz' recipe!
Could this be a coincidence? We think not!
Monz is out partying with 42 and we are uncertain as to his lunch plans. So we offer a recent flashback:
When the editors were in Canada they brought back some Canadian-only groceries, like Campbell's Chunky chili. Multiple varieties. Upon trying the "Homestyle" we were, at first, quite pleased: surprisingly meaty, but zesty. We couldn't quite make out the taste of individual ingredients, but it still imparted an impression of freshness. "Yummy!" we thought. "Bring it to the States!" About six hours later yellow-suited workers were sealing off the editors' homes, from which emanated muffled sounds and cries. Off the record, experts reported they hadn't witnessed such a scene of constructive arrest and chili since Normal, IL in 1984. That's right, Campbell's had somehow acquired Mom Monz' recipe!
Could this be a coincidence? We think not!
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