Thursday, July 22, 2004
Shooby-Dube-Do!
(this mysteriously arrived at the myl offices):
Dear Diary: Today is Thursday, July 22 and I am so ashamed! You see, I was having an awful day at work. My coworkers were betraying me -- going to freakin' McDonald's when I needed a yummy lunch. I couldn't face another dreary mass-produced mediocrity -- I just couldn't! That's when I heard about a mythical dude who goes by the name of "Monz." When faced with the same situation he brought in some Cajun Chicken Salad from Whole Foods, spread out on a luscious ripe organic tomato, with some Nantucket Nectar Cranberry Lemonade for pizzaz! He fought their crap with Yummyness! I figured I would do the same thing. But then when I got to Whole Foods I found out that it would cost so much money that I couldn't afford that 1970's ticket stub from my hero's band, Joe X. Dube, that I have my heart set on! What to do, what to do? I walked out and went to the Walgreen's next door for a banana nut Powerbar. Is there any wonder that I'm miserable?
(this mysteriously arrived at the myl offices):
Dear Diary: Today is Thursday, July 22 and I am so ashamed! You see, I was having an awful day at work. My coworkers were betraying me -- going to freakin' McDonald's when I needed a yummy lunch. I couldn't face another dreary mass-produced mediocrity -- I just couldn't! That's when I heard about a mythical dude who goes by the name of "Monz." When faced with the same situation he brought in some Cajun Chicken Salad from Whole Foods, spread out on a luscious ripe organic tomato, with some Nantucket Nectar Cranberry Lemonade for pizzaz! He fought their crap with Yummyness! I figured I would do the same thing. But then when I got to Whole Foods I found out that it would cost so much money that I couldn't afford that 1970's ticket stub from my hero's band, Joe X. Dube, that I have my heart set on! What to do, what to do? I walked out and went to the Walgreen's next door for a banana nut Powerbar. Is there any wonder that I'm miserable?
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