Tuesday, August 31, 2004
Draw the Line!
Yesterday: neutral Jewel sandwich, notable only for the substitution of turkey pastrami for regular pastrami. Today: healthy choice baja chicken. Quite good. What? Oh, a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of a bad lunch.
The editors appologize for our absence yesterday, but it was necessary to prepare this post of great importance. As you may have heard on the radio, another, much larger Chinese food entity has invoked the venerated words, going as far as to say their name is "Chinese for 'yummy.'" Having traveled to the Orient and visiting their establishment, we can emphatically say that they are neither. Dear reader, as you know, this blog rarely gets political on your heinie, but when it has it has been to warn you of the creeping peril from China: Tienanmen Square, buying our politicians, then buying-up the national debt, and now this insidious plot to attack us from the underbelly -- literally! In the coming days we expect Monz to point the way out of this deep, dark dilema that threatens us all. Help us Monz!!!
Yesterday: neutral Jewel sandwich, notable only for the substitution of turkey pastrami for regular pastrami. Today: healthy choice baja chicken. Quite good. What? Oh, a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of a bad lunch.
The editors appologize for our absence yesterday, but it was necessary to prepare this post of great importance. As you may have heard on the radio, another, much larger Chinese food entity has invoked the venerated words, going as far as to say their name is "Chinese for 'yummy.'" Having traveled to the Orient and visiting their establishment, we can emphatically say that they are neither. Dear reader, as you know, this blog rarely gets political on your heinie, but when it has it has been to warn you of the creeping peril from China: Tienanmen Square, buying our politicians, then buying-up the national debt, and now this insidious plot to attack us from the underbelly -- literally! In the coming days we expect Monz to point the way out of this deep, dark dilema that threatens us all. Help us Monz!!!
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