monzyummylunch

Expert Witness!

First, to report on today's lunch, Mr. Bobby Hebb!

Sunnys
Yesterday my life was filled with rain
Sunnys
You sold Amy my lunch and really eased the pain
Now the tacos are done and the sloppy joes are here
The only thing that would make this better is a cold frosty beer
Sunnys one so true
Should've had two

Sunnys
Thank you for the using the hot dog buns
Sunnys
They made this imposed-upon lunch seem almost fun
You make at least one good thing, that's enough reason to sing
Let's just hope I won't need the Pepto Bismol to cling
Sunnys one so true
This beef's for you

Postscript:

We all know that Monz has a deep and abiding affection for the blues. Unfortunately in this day and age it doesn't take much for one to pose as a blues expert (as Billy Corgan tries to in a recent itunes playlist which we can't link to w/o forcing you to install their program).

Step 1: Walk into the Jazz Record Mart on Grand Avenue.

Step 2: Pick an album at random with a subtitle like "The Devil's Son-in-Law"

Step 3: Or if that's too much work you can pick a card, any card!

Step 4: Repeat: "Well, Muddy Waters is great, but in my opinion the most criminaly underlooked bluesman is [insert above-selected name].

Va-wah!