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Thursday, August 05, 2004

Go East, Young Monz!

Monz head East to Connecticut for some well-deserved r 'n r. He suspected he be having something clammy or chowdery or the like but we haven't heard. But even though he is away, Monz is still concerned about you and wants you to Be Prepared! Outdoing the Boy Scouts (hey, what has a boy scout ever done for you?) by asking whether you have the official government emergency supply kit in your home. In a sturdy container like a plastic trash can or duffel bag, be sure to have a three day supply of water (three gallons per person) and food (be sure to include some yummy long-lasting freaks!), a first-aid kit, clothes, sleeping bags, toilet articles (is Monz a consultant to the government? we're not allowed to say - intelligence editors), flashlight, batteries, scissors, plastic sheeting, a battery-powered radio, and of course DUCT TAPE! It's also helpful to have a second, smaller kit with some of the above essentials in case you are asked to flee your home immediately.

Reader Alert: Blogging will probably be light the next couple days, as Monz is gone and the editors will be gone as well. All parties will be back by Tuesday.
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