Wednesday, September 01, 2004
The Counterattack's Opening Salvo!
Though "sorely tempted by other items" on the Bennigan's menu, Monz gets the American Burger. Yes, yes, this is a clue -- to fight the evil we mentioned yesterday, we must all tap into our core American values for strength, resolve and sustinance. Monz even ordered it on wheat, what could be more amber-waves-of-grain-American than that?! We await further instruction. ("Wait a sec! Isn't Bennigan's calling their new line of deserts "O'Yummy"? Yes, but by adding the "O'" they are implicitly paying homage to the venerated and recognizing its unique American heritage rather than attempting to appropriate it wholesale for an insidious instrument of iniquity. - truth editor)
In the meantime we note that while Muddy Waters is great, in our opinion the most criminally ignored bluesman is...
Though "sorely tempted by other items" on the Bennigan's menu, Monz gets the American Burger. Yes, yes, this is a clue -- to fight the evil we mentioned yesterday, we must all tap into our core American values for strength, resolve and sustinance. Monz even ordered it on wheat, what could be more amber-waves-of-grain-American than that?! We await further instruction. ("Wait a sec! Isn't Bennigan's calling their new line of deserts "O'Yummy"? Yes, but by adding the "O'" they are implicitly paying homage to the venerated and recognizing its unique American heritage rather than attempting to appropriate it wholesale for an insidious instrument of iniquity. - truth editor)
In the meantime we note that while Muddy Waters is great, in our opinion the most criminally ignored bluesman is...
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