Monday, October 04, 2004
This Non-Peasant Army!
He lived (but it was scarrrry!). Today: Jewelwich.
Our intrepid editor returned to the land of corn for more agitating, only to find a starkly different experience from last week. No Hot Coed's in sight. Instead he was accompanied by Andrea Dworkin and Michael Stipe cloneonions. The editor was caught in many shameless chest-level non-stares ("uh, sorry I can't look at you, gotta keep my eyes on the road dontchaknow" - telekinesis editor). Instead of splitting up and going door-to-door on foot, this group wanted to drive around to different houses and take turns going to the door, leaving our editor to do the driving. Which was fine, although he was puzzled by the pair's bewilderment at their reception, which they preceived as chilly and/or mocking. By the end of the last trailer park visit, they were a disenchanted lot who vowed that next time they would brave the Iowa slums (the same ones the editor braved with Hot Coed the week before) and register the disenfranchised masses.
He lived (but it was scarrrry!). Today: Jewelwich.
Our intrepid editor returned to the land of corn for more agitating, only to find a starkly different experience from last week. No Hot Coed's in sight. Instead he was accompanied by Andrea Dworkin and Michael Stipe cloneonions. The editor was caught in many shameless chest-level non-stares ("uh, sorry I can't look at you, gotta keep my eyes on the road dontchaknow" - telekinesis editor). Instead of splitting up and going door-to-door on foot, this group wanted to drive around to different houses and take turns going to the door, leaving our editor to do the driving. Which was fine, although he was puzzled by the pair's bewilderment at their reception, which they preceived as chilly and/or mocking. By the end of the last trailer park visit, they were a disenchanted lot who vowed that next time they would brave the Iowa slums (the same ones the editor braved with Hot Coed the week before) and register the disenfranchised masses.
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