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Thursday, February 17, 2005

Better You, Deux!

Like a diamond-studded Victoria Secret pushup bra that you hock at a pawn shop and do a Gretchen Wilson at Wal-Mart, Monz practically ordered us to uplift your life again. Thus, we tell you that in a trial of overwieght adults, researchers discovered that sniffing green apple, peppermint and banana odors helped participants lose weight. Want some natural enhancement? Sniff some pumpkin pie and doughnuts. Feeling depressed? Just let the almond extract, lavender, orange blossom or vanilla waft around you, though lavender also has an "anxiety reducing" effect. And if you like anxiety, Monz has a certain Brut(tm)-enabled fragrence he can brew-up for you! Unfortunately, none of these odors appear to be present in Monz' lunch: Chicken Vesuvio w/ apple, bannana, and carrots.
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