Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Choosing the Best!
Today we are reminded that lunchtime can be storytime. Today Monz is dining on home-Broiled chicken breast sandwich with lettuce and jack daniels mustard on whole grain bread, and, of course, carrots. In doing such, Monz chooses the best lunch. Kind of like the federally-funded abstinence program "Choosing the Best," which has this timely lesson for all you ladies out there. Once there was a princess who was in peril from a firery dragon. A handsome young knight arrives and chases the dragon away with his sword. The princess asks the knight to use a noose to kill the next dragon, and poison for the dragon who follows. The Knight obliges but feels shamed. Eventually the knight decides to marry a poor village maiden, but only after making sure she knew nothing about nooses or poison. The cirriculum concludes "Moral of the story: Occasional suggestions and assistance may be alright, but too much of it will lessen a man's confidence or even turn him away from his princess." We think the Monz would channel an additional suggestion: "I have just one burning desire, let me stand next to your fire!"
Today we are reminded that lunchtime can be storytime. Today Monz is dining on home-Broiled chicken breast sandwich with lettuce and jack daniels mustard on whole grain bread, and, of course, carrots. In doing such, Monz chooses the best lunch. Kind of like the federally-funded abstinence program "Choosing the Best," which has this timely lesson for all you ladies out there. Once there was a princess who was in peril from a firery dragon. A handsome young knight arrives and chases the dragon away with his sword. The princess asks the knight to use a noose to kill the next dragon, and poison for the dragon who follows. The Knight obliges but feels shamed. Eventually the knight decides to marry a poor village maiden, but only after making sure she knew nothing about nooses or poison. The cirriculum concludes "Moral of the story: Occasional suggestions and assistance may be alright, but too much of it will lessen a man's confidence or even turn him away from his princess." We think the Monz would channel an additional suggestion: "I have just one burning desire, let me stand next to your fire!"
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