Tuesday, February 08, 2005
Ohmmm!
Empty your mind. That's right, stop reading, shut your eyes and concentrate. Not one thought. Woops, there goes one! There goes another! Your mind is like a puppy, it can't keep from fidgiting and bouncing around! Ok, try this: think of a thin slice of ham. Oh-so-thin. Now two. Let no other thought than those two think slices of ham fill your mind. Good! Now, picture a chicken breast sandwhich with those two thin pieces and some horseradish mayo spread on the wholegrain bread that sandwhichs the meats. Picture nothing else. Feel your breathing slow, your blood pressure go down, a warm aura of peacefullness washing over you. Ahhhhhhhh...oh hell, we forgot to include the bananas and carrots!
Empty your mind. That's right, stop reading, shut your eyes and concentrate. Not one thought. Woops, there goes one! There goes another! Your mind is like a puppy, it can't keep from fidgiting and bouncing around! Ok, try this: think of a thin slice of ham. Oh-so-thin. Now two. Let no other thought than those two think slices of ham fill your mind. Good! Now, picture a chicken breast sandwhich with those two thin pieces and some horseradish mayo spread on the wholegrain bread that sandwhichs the meats. Picture nothing else. Feel your breathing slow, your blood pressure go down, a warm aura of peacefullness washing over you. Ahhhhhhhh...oh hell, we forgot to include the bananas and carrots!
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