Monday, February 28, 2005
Who's Next?!
This has gotta be a red letter week for the Monz when he can lead it off with a chickenham sandwich where both bird and "the other white meat"(tm) are from Whole Foods (with horseysauce, carrots, and apple: "this beast is going to be good").
Today Richard Roeper of the Chicago Sun-Times wrote "Speaking of bachelors, and apartment and house decor, when it comes to your DVDs, I'll bet you have two collections: The acceptable, gender-appropriate mainstream fare that you display on the shelves near the DVD player -- and the other stuff that you just don't want company to see. It might be the "Girls Gone Wild" catalog; it might be splatter- horror stuff; it might be some light porn starring that HBO "Unscripted" babe who used to date George Clooney. Or it might be that you just don't want to explain why you own the complete works of Kate Hudson, including the special collectors' edition of "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days." You do have some DVDs hidden away, don't you?" Well Richard, Monz doesn't! You could infer that this means Monz isn't a bachelor. Or you could infer that R.R. is next on the William Blake hit parade!
This has gotta be a red letter week for the Monz when he can lead it off with a chickenham sandwich where both bird and "the other white meat"(tm) are from Whole Foods (with horseysauce, carrots, and apple: "this beast is going to be good").
Today Richard Roeper of the Chicago Sun-Times wrote "Speaking of bachelors, and apartment and house decor, when it comes to your DVDs, I'll bet you have two collections: The acceptable, gender-appropriate mainstream fare that you display on the shelves near the DVD player -- and the other stuff that you just don't want company to see. It might be the "Girls Gone Wild" catalog; it might be splatter- horror stuff; it might be some light porn starring that HBO "Unscripted" babe who used to date George Clooney. Or it might be that you just don't want to explain why you own the complete works of Kate Hudson, including the special collectors' edition of "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days." You do have some DVDs hidden away, don't you?" Well Richard, Monz doesn't! You could infer that this means Monz isn't a bachelor. Or you could infer that R.R. is next on the William Blake hit parade!
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