Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Nick of Time!
Old Country Buffet!! [1) call 911, 2) take an aspirin, 3) if all else fails, have friend thump chest to revive heart -- first aid editor]. First course: Salad with vinegar and oil dressing. Second course: broiled chicken breast (skin removed) and a tiny baked potato. Third course: are you kidding? "The end result? Not particularly yummy, but I'm not yacking either." We call that a bargain, the best he's ever had since seeing the dietician. We attribute it to the introduction of the Burger King Monster Omlette sandwhich -- aftershock or something.
Old Country Buffet!! [1) call 911, 2) take an aspirin, 3) if all else fails, have friend thump chest to revive heart -- first aid editor]. First course: Salad with vinegar and oil dressing. Second course: broiled chicken breast (skin removed) and a tiny baked potato. Third course: are you kidding? "The end result? Not particularly yummy, but I'm not yacking either." We call that a bargain, the best he's ever had since seeing the dietician. We attribute it to the introduction of the Burger King Monster Omlette sandwhich -- aftershock or something.
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