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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Raw Power!

You're no stooge if you order a chicken ham sandwhich on wholegrain bread with a raw vegtable medly and an apple. Plus, you'll avoid this editor-driven scenario: ordering a tuna salad salad at Subway(tm), asking the cashiere "uh, do you have any lowfat dressing with that?" Having her reply "all of them are lowfat, do you want ranch, french or honey mustard," picking the honey mustard, discovering that 180 of the 190 calories are fat, angrily barging back in line to bring this fattening monstrosity back and hearing "oh, I mean all of them are low carb."
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