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Monday, March 28, 2005

Sneaky Snark Attack!

MYL: "Hey dude, what's lunch?"
M: "A meal that people generally eat in the middle of the day."

[pause]

MYL: "Been waiting a long time to use that one, huh?"
M: "No, actually it just came to me. Alright...chicken ham sandwhich on whole grain bread from Whole foods...apple..."
MYL: "You know, rolling this out in slow, dramatic fashion isn't going to help matters."
M: "Yes it will, because today there are no carrots. Instead there is a raw vegatable medly with brocoli, califlower and...a couple of carrots."
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