Thursday, March 17, 2005
Well Monz Never!
Monz never decided he would buy each one of Starbucks'(tm) Black Apron (tm) superduper premium coffees. Thus, he never had the experience of taking one up to the counter and saying "I always feel a little foolish buying these" and having the cashierebarista reply "oh no, this is great!" Or watch the cashierebarista have problems opening the bag, call over a baristabarista to help, hear the cashierebarista ask the baristabarista in hushed (but not hushed enough) tones "have you tried this yet?", hear baristabarista say "no, have you?" and hear cashierebarista say "no, but Mary says it's great!" No, if you were the Monz you would dig into your Whole Foods chicken vesuvio, savor some perfectly seasoned bean salad, munch on some fresh fruit, read the above story, and laugh heartily.
Monz never decided he would buy each one of Starbucks'(tm) Black Apron (tm) superduper premium coffees. Thus, he never had the experience of taking one up to the counter and saying "I always feel a little foolish buying these" and having the cashierebarista reply "oh no, this is great!" Or watch the cashierebarista have problems opening the bag, call over a baristabarista to help, hear the cashierebarista ask the baristabarista in hushed (but not hushed enough) tones "have you tried this yet?", hear baristabarista say "no, have you?" and hear cashierebarista say "no, but Mary says it's great!" No, if you were the Monz you would dig into your Whole Foods chicken vesuvio, savor some perfectly seasoned bean salad, munch on some fresh fruit, read the above story, and laugh heartily.
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