Monday, April 04, 2005
Don't Hate the (Record) Player, Hate the Game!
Most attorneys might claim to have a "come what may" attitude, but it's no match to "come what maywood," especially when your judge and his clerk completely blow them off after they've made the epic trip of myth and legend out there. Most attorneys when faced with such a tragedy will go off someplace secret and cry. But not Monz! He turns tragedy into triumph and heads to Russell's! "Yummy porkwich with baked potato and slaw (non mayo =type)."
Meanwhile, our audio editor found himself in a strange situation on Sunday. He has been trying to convert a vinyl lp to cd for a vinyl-ly challenged friend, but discovered his old turntable sounded tinny and needed an expensive new needle. So he went on Craigslist and found a guy offering to sell his turntable cheap. So far so good, but when the guy calls to work out the logistics of the sale, he wigs out and asks the editor to meet him in the far corner of an Arlington Heights Wal-Mart parking lot. Ohhhkayyyy. The editor is wondering if he needs to bring backup, but being fearless he goes off to meet Deep Throat, who shows up and the exchange is made. A few hours later, said conversion is complete and the project is proclaimed a success. With the Monz as inspiration, how could it not be?
Most attorneys might claim to have a "come what may" attitude, but it's no match to "come what maywood," especially when your judge and his clerk completely blow them off after they've made the epic trip of myth and legend out there. Most attorneys when faced with such a tragedy will go off someplace secret and cry. But not Monz! He turns tragedy into triumph and heads to Russell's! "Yummy porkwich with baked potato and slaw (non mayo =type)."
Meanwhile, our audio editor found himself in a strange situation on Sunday. He has been trying to convert a vinyl lp to cd for a vinyl-ly challenged friend, but discovered his old turntable sounded tinny and needed an expensive new needle. So he went on Craigslist and found a guy offering to sell his turntable cheap. So far so good, but when the guy calls to work out the logistics of the sale, he wigs out and asks the editor to meet him in the far corner of an Arlington Heights Wal-Mart parking lot. Ohhhkayyyy. The editor is wondering if he needs to bring backup, but being fearless he goes off to meet Deep Throat, who shows up and the exchange is made. A few hours later, said conversion is complete and the project is proclaimed a success. With the Monz as inspiration, how could it not be?
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