Tuesday, May 24, 2005
N...and M!
Monz claims he has the cheapest, crappiest chickenham sandwich known to man...from the Jewel. We don't often correct the Monz, but he's not even close (and neither are those bright, clean pictures either).
Today one of our editors awoke early (2:30 AM CST) to discover that Proactive(r) has changed their infomercial. Vanessa Williams remains host, but there are some new celebs, including P-Diddy, who says something about Proactiv(R) being a necessary item on the rider or somesuch. Which prompted us this conversation with the Monz:
"Hey Monz, what do you think of acne?"
"All I can say is whenever the wolf needed it, it was there in a flash."
"Pardon?"
"Road runner, he always brought the wolf stuff stuff from Acme."
"Oh, no, we meant 'acne.'"
"Like pimples?"
"Yeah."
"Miss working and popping them. In fact, I wish..."
"Um, dude, this is going on the blog."
"The tragedy of youth! Oh, I pray that there are better medicines today to ease their pain."
Monz claims he has the cheapest, crappiest chickenham sandwich known to man...from the Jewel. We don't often correct the Monz, but he's not even close (and neither are those bright, clean pictures either).
Today one of our editors awoke early (2:30 AM CST) to discover that Proactive(r) has changed their infomercial. Vanessa Williams remains host, but there are some new celebs, including P-Diddy, who says something about Proactiv(R) being a necessary item on the rider or somesuch. Which prompted us this conversation with the Monz:
"Hey Monz, what do you think of acne?"
"All I can say is whenever the wolf needed it, it was there in a flash."
"Pardon?"
"Road runner, he always brought the wolf stuff stuff from Acme."
"Oh, no, we meant 'acne.'"
"Like pimples?"
"Yeah."
"Miss working and popping them. In fact, I wish..."
"Um, dude, this is going on the blog."
"The tragedy of youth! Oh, I pray that there are better medicines today to ease their pain."
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