Friday, June 10, 2005
They Ought to Know!
A full-page ad in today's New York Times did not ring true to our ears. To make it better comport with reality, the editors propose the following, um, edits, appearing in brackets below.
In 1995 [2003], diary experpts [lunch reports] were turned into songs [blog entries]
Feathres were ruffled.
Stereotypes crumbled.
Minds and hearts alike were opened.
A spokeswoman [spokesman] was born.
Ten [two] years later, Alanis Morissette [Mark Monz]
honors the album that paved
the way for a generation of
female artists [human beings] with an all-new
accoustic studio recording [more lunches].
[Father and Sons Pizza, though Monz reports he will never have them again after today "and that's a victory!"]
A full-page ad in today's New York Times did not ring true to our ears. To make it better comport with reality, the editors propose the following, um, edits, appearing in brackets below.
In 1995 [2003], diary experpts [lunch reports] were turned into songs [blog entries]
Feathres were ruffled.
Stereotypes crumbled.
Minds and hearts alike were opened.
A spokeswoman [spokesman] was born.
Ten [two] years later, Alanis Morissette [Mark Monz]
honors the album that paved
the way for a generation of
female artists [human beings] with an all-new
accoustic studio recording [more lunches].
[Father and Sons Pizza, though Monz reports he will never have them again after today "and that's a victory!"]
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