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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Destiny Fulfilled!

Looking at the newspaper ad for the upcomming Destiny Child's concert, we were impressed by the sheer amount of marketing shoved into one 1/8 page ad. "McDonald's Presents..." "Destiny Fulfilled...And Loving It (r) Tour" "In association with BET" "Charter One Pavillion" "Album In stores Now!" As for the show itself, they will be performing not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7, not 8, not 9, not 10, not 11, not 12, not 13, not 14, not 15, not 16, not 17, not 18, not 19 but "20 #1 Hits!" (another false advertising case for the legal staff? Nope, those are r&b #1 hits, bub). "Performing Individually & Together" And best of all "15 Costume Changes Designed by the House of Dereon"

That's nothing, Monz barely changed half of his clothes on his trip to Michigan and managed to crank tunes all the trip long! This earned him the yummy lunch of Turkey + Tavern Ham, cheddar, carrots and dressing...and a peach! We still don't know what Tavern Ham is.

UPDATE!

Who is Mr. Six really?. This guy has the goods. A few more scoops like this and he might be ready to join the staff.
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