Thursday, July 21, 2005
Of Counsel!
Dear Yum! Brands:
We represent the Monz and his legions of followers. It has come to our attention that your company, which owns the KFC, Taco Bell, Long John Silvers and Pizza Hut fast food chains, has violated Illinois Deceptive Trade Practices Act (815 ILCS Sec. 510)by falsely characterizing your food products as yummy. See: Société Française du Radiotéléphone-SFR v. Karen, Case No. D2004-0386 (WIPO Arbitration and Mediation Center, 2004)(world damnation by dominant word segment). We demand you disgourge your profits before any more innocent lunchers disgourge the contents of their stomachs! Alternatively, you may add the Monz Value Meal (Corned beef, organic mustard on WG bread, carrots, peach) to each of said resturants' menus.
We await your prompt response.
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Dear Yum! Brands:
We represent the Monz and his legions of followers. It has come to our attention that your company, which owns the KFC, Taco Bell, Long John Silvers and Pizza Hut fast food chains, has violated Illinois Deceptive Trade Practices Act (815 ILCS Sec. 510)by falsely characterizing your food products as yummy. See: Société Française du Radiotéléphone-SFR v. Karen, Case No. D2004-0386 (WIPO Arbitration and Mediation Center, 2004)(world damnation by dominant word segment). We demand you disgourge your profits before any more innocent lunchers disgourge the contents of their stomachs! Alternatively, you may add the Monz Value Meal (Corned beef, organic mustard on WG bread, carrots, peach) to each of said resturants' menus.
We await your prompt response.
