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Thursday, August 04, 2005

Christmas in August!

Today's lunch is the same as yesterday's lunch, except Monz is working at home. So we'll take this opportunity to launch an investigation that would perplex Patrick Fitzgerald: who is "The Secret"?! To the uninitiated, since 1988 someone has been anonymously sending Monz a Christmas present (and card). Monz is of the firm belief that it is someone on the myl editorial staff, however this individual has vigorously denied it and has offered to submit to a lie detector test and provide handwriting samples. Same individual had a suspicion that it was somebody from Monz' MFA program, but this theory has lost its explanatory power over the years. Thus on behalf of Monz and the eternal quest for the truth (largely one and the same), we solicit any sleuthing suggestions. Even indirect ones like this one!
Comments:
Perhaps the secret is Mark Felt?  
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