Friday, August 26, 2005
Monzyummylunch Changed My Life!
After receiving the many inspiring e-mails about last week's gong post, the editors set out on a noble, Monz-inspired quest: to change his fans lives for the better. Forever. We thus searched out things/devices/products that people claimed "changed my life." And because Monz' fans don't have all day, we meticulously weeded out those false promissors of hope which, in actually, require effort, like "the book that changed my life." Little did we realize how much effort we would have to put-in to avoid other shams: bad advertising copy from weight-loss hcksters and the like. Oh no, the following life-boosters are thoroughly researched. After all, the Monz would have nothing less. So without further ado, in increasing order of "life changingness":
Tivo / DVD recorder.
Blackberry (we suspect similar devices will do).
The George Foreman Grill for use making peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
The Neti Pot.
"Hope in a jar".
And finally, by-far the device with the most claims of improving your life, the Beer Bong, but you better get it while you can.
There is but-one question remaining: can any of the above beat a Russell's lunch so yummy that Monz goes out of his way to the old offices (where he forgot to bring it home) to bring downtown for lunch today?
After receiving the many inspiring e-mails about last week's gong post, the editors set out on a noble, Monz-inspired quest: to change his fans lives for the better. Forever. We thus searched out things/devices/products that people claimed "changed my life." And because Monz' fans don't have all day, we meticulously weeded out those false promissors of hope which, in actually, require effort, like "the book that changed my life." Little did we realize how much effort we would have to put-in to avoid other shams: bad advertising copy from weight-loss hcksters and the like. Oh no, the following life-boosters are thoroughly researched. After all, the Monz would have nothing less. So without further ado, in increasing order of "life changingness":
Tivo / DVD recorder.
Blackberry (we suspect similar devices will do).
The George Foreman Grill for use making peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
The Neti Pot.
"Hope in a jar".
And finally, by-far the device with the most claims of improving your life, the Beer Bong, but you better get it while you can.
There is but-one question remaining: can any of the above beat a Russell's lunch so yummy that Monz goes out of his way to the old offices (where he forgot to bring it home) to bring downtown for lunch today?
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