Wednesday, October 05, 2005
"I Am a Happy Person Living Life to the Fullest!"
Years ago (15 to be exact), the legal editor was depressed. So depressed that he purchased a cassette tape titled "Happiness." The tape was said to contain subliminal messages that would make the listener happy. It started out with a woman saying cheerfully and forcefully "I am a happy person living life to the fullest!" Then there were some nature sounds followed by some music (imagine a cross between a Nick Jr. cartoon soundtrack and new age jazz). Unfortunately, his depression grew and grew as his new job became insidiously worse and worse. But who's to say the tape didn't work -- maybe it saved him from a horrible fate? We know the Monz would want you to decide for yourself!
Or you could make yourself happy with a Buffalo Chicken-Tavern Ham sandwich with horseradish sauce and apple.
Years ago (15 to be exact), the legal editor was depressed. So depressed that he purchased a cassette tape titled "Happiness." The tape was said to contain subliminal messages that would make the listener happy. It started out with a woman saying cheerfully and forcefully "I am a happy person living life to the fullest!" Then there were some nature sounds followed by some music (imagine a cross between a Nick Jr. cartoon soundtrack and new age jazz). Unfortunately, his depression grew and grew as his new job became insidiously worse and worse. But who's to say the tape didn't work -- maybe it saved him from a horrible fate? We know the Monz would want you to decide for yourself!
Or you could make yourself happy with a Buffalo Chicken-Tavern Ham sandwich with horseradish sauce and apple.
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