Monday, November 28, 2005
Buffalo Chicken, Meet Buffalo Bob!
In a profound sense, Monz is like a shining hybrid of a cultural district attorney and a wise judge: he roots out the important failings and challenges of our times and then guides selected members of the public to make their own decisions. In that spirit, the editors offer two examples ripped from the headlines. First, you may have heard that Madonna was found guilty of stealing some Belgium dude's song for her hit single "Frozen", or at least by a Belgian judge. But did you ever hear the songs side by side? Of course not, because the Belgians, when they aren't too busy aiding Hutu genociders, don't believe you can handle the truth. Well, Monz does, so listen and decide for yourself. Also, the political editor fears a recent skirmish on the floor of the House of Representatives might go unnoticed. During a debate over a GOP budget proposal Representative Marion Barry (D-Arkansas, not the coke-sniffing former mayor of Washington D.C.) called Representative Adam Putnam (R-FL) a "Howdy Doody-looking Nimrod." Now those who know Monz know that he takes Howdy Doody and Nimrod very seriously, so such charges should be carefully scrutinized!
And did we mention such scrutiny is best done chomping on some Monday Monz-style barbeque: soy-faux-barbeque-tofu wrapped ina tasty tortilla, with a bag of carrots and cottage cheese and an orange, flown in fresh from FL?
In a profound sense, Monz is like a shining hybrid of a cultural district attorney and a wise judge: he roots out the important failings and challenges of our times and then guides selected members of the public to make their own decisions. In that spirit, the editors offer two examples ripped from the headlines. First, you may have heard that Madonna was found guilty of stealing some Belgium dude's song for her hit single "Frozen", or at least by a Belgian judge. But did you ever hear the songs side by side? Of course not, because the Belgians, when they aren't too busy aiding Hutu genociders, don't believe you can handle the truth. Well, Monz does, so listen and decide for yourself. Also, the political editor fears a recent skirmish on the floor of the House of Representatives might go unnoticed. During a debate over a GOP budget proposal Representative Marion Barry (D-Arkansas, not the coke-sniffing former mayor of Washington D.C.) called Representative Adam Putnam (R-FL) a "Howdy Doody-looking Nimrod." Now those who know Monz know that he takes Howdy Doody and Nimrod very seriously, so such charges should be carefully scrutinized!
And did we mention such scrutiny is best done chomping on some Monday Monz-style barbeque: soy-faux-barbeque-tofu wrapped ina tasty tortilla, with a bag of carrots and cottage cheese and an orange, flown in fresh from FL?
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i died laughing!
re: monz's lunch- excellent! just next time eliminate the carrots (Susan Sommers calls them "funky food" so not good to eat)
re: monz's lunch- excellent! just next time eliminate the carrots (Susan Sommers calls them "funky food" so not good to eat)
I have heard of the teachings of this Sommers guru -- please share more of her wisdom! Also, I think the blog needs a new, hip, boheme look that will make the kids go crazy for yummy lunches.
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Suzanne Sommers is the People's Martha Stewart. Thighmasters and biodentical hormones for everybody!
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