Monday, November 21, 2005
My Name Is Monz!
Apparently through with choking on the editors' chicken, the Monz zests into the new week like a hillhocker character in a new NBC hit comedy series, in a big hurry to make an early Monday morning appointment. No lunch had been made, and with his new blog-comment inspired health consciousness, he grabs the healthiest ingredients he could find: tortilla, ham, chicken, horseradish sauce, and throws it into a classic wrap. Throw in an apple, cottage cheese and yogurt. And what does he get? A cancelled-appointment slap in the face! This makes Monz sing a lament so poetic we can't reprint it here and rob Monz of publishing income should he ever publish it. Suffice to say a liver sausage on rye sandwich was involved.
Apparently through with choking on the editors' chicken, the Monz zests into the new week like a hillhocker character in a new NBC hit comedy series, in a big hurry to make an early Monday morning appointment. No lunch had been made, and with his new blog-comment inspired health consciousness, he grabs the healthiest ingredients he could find: tortilla, ham, chicken, horseradish sauce, and throws it into a classic wrap. Throw in an apple, cottage cheese and yogurt. And what does he get? A cancelled-appointment slap in the face! This makes Monz sing a lament so poetic we can't reprint it here and rob Monz of publishing income should he ever publish it. Suffice to say a liver sausage on rye sandwich was involved.
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