<$BlogRSDUrl$> < ? chicago blogs # >

Monday, November 07, 2005

The Sincerest Form!

Years ago Mark Monz ventured to 900 North Michigan for a "wig snap" and an ultra-premium shave. Kinda like this one. We have noticed the world catching up to the Monz, for example, the ubiquitos radio ads for Sports Clips ("Guys Win!") and "The MVP", the MVP of which is the hot towel treatment followed by a razorsharp shave! Even the fashion editor is getting into the act, as over the weekend he plunked down a couple fins for the Gillette m3 electrified razor. And dayum! did it give a close shave!

It doesn't stop there. Monz goes ultrapremium for lunch with expensive leftover beef tenderloin, which Monz himself sliced paper thin, placed in a giant tortilla, added some special horseradish sauce and shapr cheddar cheese, and wrapped that wrascal! "Spectacular!" Monz pronounced it. We were inspired to go for the grilled steak sandwich at the usual place, and we didn't even know about it until we got back!

Readers Note: the travel editor left his camera at his parents house on Saturday and thus Nauvoo news will be delayed a week.
Comments:
You know, When I went to 900 N. all those years ago, I just made an appointment for the shave. Instead, they cut my hair and DIDN'T give me the shave!!! I didn't say anything while it was happening because I figured the wig-snap must come with the shave, but alas, the shave never materialized. Needless to say, I never went back, which is good because metrosexuals overran the place shortly thereafter.  
Darlin' don't you go and cut your hair, do you really think that'll make him change?  
Post a Comment
2 comments

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?