monzyummylunch

Vicki Lawrence Yummy Lunch!

He was on his way out of his legal shop
Was feeling kinda hungry and he'd thought he'd stop
At the local county bar meeting 'fore he went back to work
Jeff Woah-Ho! said hello
Monz said "Hi Ho, what's new"
Woah! said "Sit down, I got some bad news that's gonna hurt."
He said, "Now I'm your real bud, and you know that's right,
But you allowed your lunch to get out of your sight
And since you been gone it's been scarfed by some dude named Seth
Well Monz got mad and he saw red
Jeff said "Monz don't lose your head, cuz to tell you the truth,
I've stole your lunch myself"

That's the day that lunch wasn't served in Waukegan
That's the day that they freed an innocent man
But don't trust your lunch to no backroom office fridgerator
Because the clerks have mustard stains on thier hands

Monz went off into that legal minds street
Scarfed down the yummy devilled eggs, stuffed mushrooms and mini-egg rolls for appetizers, roastbeef with cheddar on rye with pasta salad (vinegarry good!) and a tiny sweet thing for dessert,
Then did the Meet-and-Greet
Boxed Jeff till he was crying out for his mama.

Well the Waukegan patrol was making their rounds
So he waved hello, said "hey, you gained a few pounds!"
And a big-bellied sherrif looked at Jeff, then Monz, and said "Why'd you do it?"

The Judge said "free the Monz" when they brought him to trial
Told the DA "Jeff stole his lunch, you shouldn't even have filed!"
Then said "Supper's waitin' at home, Monz, could you spare one of those yummy wraps?"

That's the day that the lights went on in Waukegan
That's the day that they freed an innocent man
But don't trust your lunch to no backroom office fridge
Because the clerks have horseradish stains on thier hands