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This One Is for the Ladies!

The media editor was watching Four Kings last night, and was utterly shocked by what he saw. For those who haven't seen the show, the show features four twenty-something laddy roomates engaging in laddy-like behavior: belching and soft-porning their way through their Manhattan bachelorhood. Or should we say alleged laddy-like behavior! Last night's episode centered around a game called "Chesting" where a guy sneaks up on his target, rapidly punches the target hard in the chest, and shouts "Chest!"

Ladies, real men do not do this. Real men, like the Monz (along with his running mate Feez), did not sneak up on targets and then shout triumphantly after a vulgar display of physical power. No, Monz and Feez would shout "Wound!" before approaching the target, giving fair warning so that a manly joust could ensue. And usually the physical damage was done to school gym uniforms.

Today Monz wounded three chicken tacos from the re-christened "Poppy's Genessee Street Cafe" (eh, ok).