Tuesday, March 07, 2006
The Best a Man Can Get!
Today Monz is dining on a homemade corned beef sandwich, with mesquite whole grain mustard on whole grain bread, carrots and an apple. Before he dug in, the editors asked the Monz for advice on what course to take at The Latin Schoolin their continuing quest to improve themselves. Monz gave rankings and commentary to each class the editors had expressed some interest. Here's what he said about class 0506:
"Men's skin is naturally thicker than a women's skin, particularly their beard. Men generally have larger pores and a higher degree of oil productions [Monz:"Squirt!"] which necessitates special skincare to address their needs. [Monz:"WTF?"] Kiehl's Since 1851 will give you special instruction on how to obtain an amazing shave. While a daily shave has the benefit of physically exfoliating the beard area, it is notoriously hard on skin.[Monz:"Grrrrrrrr!"] Tiny red bumps [Monz: "Oh no!"], ingrown hairs, and patches of irritation can result if the proper products and good shaving techniques are not used. [Monz: "Dude, that's really weak!"] Join the experts from Kiehl's to learn about their extensive range of men's shaving creams and specific, face-saving shaving method. [Monz: "$35 to steal your Saturday? Well, I dunno dude, you might learn something useful about shaving. And then you can tell me. 2.0 (out of ten)"]"
We were wondering, what's the deal with the horses
Today Monz is dining on a homemade corned beef sandwich, with mesquite whole grain mustard on whole grain bread, carrots and an apple. Before he dug in, the editors asked the Monz for advice on what course to take at The Latin Schoolin their continuing quest to improve themselves. Monz gave rankings and commentary to each class the editors had expressed some interest. Here's what he said about class 0506:
"Men's skin is naturally thicker than a women's skin, particularly their beard. Men generally have larger pores and a higher degree of oil productions [Monz:"Squirt!"] which necessitates special skincare to address their needs. [Monz:"WTF?"] Kiehl's Since 1851 will give you special instruction on how to obtain an amazing shave. While a daily shave has the benefit of physically exfoliating the beard area, it is notoriously hard on skin.[Monz:"Grrrrrrrr!"] Tiny red bumps [Monz: "Oh no!"], ingrown hairs, and patches of irritation can result if the proper products and good shaving techniques are not used. [Monz: "Dude, that's really weak!"] Join the experts from Kiehl's to learn about their extensive range of men's shaving creams and specific, face-saving shaving method. [Monz: "$35 to steal your Saturday? Well, I dunno dude, you might learn something useful about shaving. And then you can tell me. 2.0 (out of ten)"]"
We were wondering, what's the deal with the horses
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yeah it SUCKS being a man!!
-horses- come on- besides a good shave, every man needs a good horse- right!?
-horses- come on- besides a good shave, every man needs a good horse- right!?
haaaha- that's funny-
i was thinking- men, after using the "products" not to have a Brokeback Mountain moment- should go outside chop some wood and saddle some horses--
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i was thinking- men, after using the "products" not to have a Brokeback Mountain moment- should go outside chop some wood and saddle some horses--
