Thursday, March 16, 2006
Red Letter Day!
(Editors Note: MYL government sources (we can't divulge names, but his or her codename is "Plame") provided us with the following transcript. Earlier this year the Chinese government unveiled Jingjing and Chacha, internet police that pop up on computers to warn users they are net surfing in dangerous waters).
Jingjing: We just got the call, check this out.
Chacha: Oh, this won't do. The Party simply will not stand for this. Who does this Yankee Egoist think he is, creating "Chinese Food Friday" and informing the world of the yumminess of his lunch. Apparently the Monz is not content to keep his subversion to his own kind. Didn't we send the Panda Express squad to take care of this?
J: Yes, but they utterly failed. But Central Command has a plan. We've arranged for Monz to go to court tomorrow in downtown Chicago. He won't be able to do Chinese Food Friday this week with what's in store for him! His fans will lose faith in his power and his "Do What Want" philosophy wil crumble!
C: Great! The plan has already been executed and...wait, what is this? Monz has switched Chinese Food Friday to Thursday!!! He went to Fong's Kitchen to compare their lunch special. Not only did he get the chicken lo mein and pork friend rice, but this place includes an egg roll. And it's "ok." He's evaded our real-world cyberworld blockers! Chiu!
J: Wait, what's that sound I hear?
Monz: Ah-ha-ha!
(Editors Note: MYL government sources (we can't divulge names, but his or her codename is "Plame") provided us with the following transcript. Earlier this year the Chinese government unveiled Jingjing and Chacha, internet police that pop up on computers to warn users they are net surfing in dangerous waters).
Jingjing: We just got the call, check this out.
Chacha: Oh, this won't do. The Party simply will not stand for this. Who does this Yankee Egoist think he is, creating "Chinese Food Friday" and informing the world of the yumminess of his lunch. Apparently the Monz is not content to keep his subversion to his own kind. Didn't we send the Panda Express squad to take care of this?
J: Yes, but they utterly failed. But Central Command has a plan. We've arranged for Monz to go to court tomorrow in downtown Chicago. He won't be able to do Chinese Food Friday this week with what's in store for him! His fans will lose faith in his power and his "Do What Want" philosophy wil crumble!
C: Great! The plan has already been executed and...wait, what is this? Monz has switched Chinese Food Friday to Thursday!!! He went to Fong's Kitchen to compare their lunch special. Not only did he get the chicken lo mein and pork friend rice, but this place includes an egg roll. And it's "ok." He's evaded our real-world cyberworld blockers! Chiu!
J: Wait, what's that sound I hear?
Monz: Ah-ha-ha!
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