Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Why We're Not Russell!
Monzyummylunch can fairly be called the anti-Russell. Because we're like an employed school teacher: we've got class! Today Mrs. Monz treks north to dine with the Monz at Waukegan Yacht Club. Vehree clahsee indeed. Monz had the Regatta Burger, which came with sweet potato fries, "delicious" bread, "ok" creamy cole slaw, and a pickle. "They obviously bought some beef and made a burger out of it -- no frozen [expletive]." Mrs. Monz had the soup of the day and salad bar. By coincidence, yesterday the EIC was taken out to a swanky Chinese restaurant where a friend had a $50 gift certificate if the bill went over $75 (necessitating a banana cream pie purchase). However, the EIC plans to put an end to this swankery tonight, much to Monz' chagrin!
UPDATE!
Monz: "I don't understand."
EIC: "Tonight's dinner? Lobster bites? Long John Silvers?
Monz: "Oh yeah! Ha! Ha! I feel sorry for the lobster!"
Monzyummylunch can fairly be called the anti-Russell. Because we're like an employed school teacher: we've got class! Today Mrs. Monz treks north to dine with the Monz at Waukegan Yacht Club. Vehree clahsee indeed. Monz had the Regatta Burger, which came with sweet potato fries, "delicious" bread, "ok" creamy cole slaw, and a pickle. "They obviously bought some beef and made a burger out of it -- no frozen [expletive]." Mrs. Monz had the soup of the day and salad bar. By coincidence, yesterday the EIC was taken out to a swanky Chinese restaurant where a friend had a $50 gift certificate if the bill went over $75 (necessitating a banana cream pie purchase). However, the EIC plans to put an end to this swankery tonight, much to Monz' chagrin!
UPDATE!
Monz: "I don't understand."
EIC: "Tonight's dinner? Lobster bites? Long John Silvers?
Monz: "Oh yeah! Ha! Ha! I feel sorry for the lobster!"
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