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Don Lapre: Exposed!


With Monz safely out of town, the truth can now be told! Our crack investigators have discovered that Don Lapre has somehow tapped into the genetic code to perpetrate a giant scam! He gets informercial viewers to give him their hard earned bucks to become vitamin salesmen! How could he possibly make money on this?

The answer lies in the screenshots of the two women pictured above. Their conversation dominates the infomercial. We have learned that men who otherwise wouldn't sit still for such inane banter longer than 30 seconds will remain mezmerized by the presence of female breasts. Interviews with leading scientists confirm that there is a genetic attraction for most men to such visual images, theorized to be linked to an instinctive sex drive. Exhaustive research by our investigators has found that businesswomen rarely wear atire showing this much cleavage!. Just a coincidence? Think again -- the overwhelming majority of the salesmen are male!

We've put the evidence in a special photgallery for you to view! (Don't use the "slideshow" feature because you won't see the necessary commentary we've added to the pics. Oh, and the penultimate pic is supposed to be the last one, we couldn't reorder it no matter how hard we tried, but there are 5, not 4, uncovered agents).

A momentus report such as this deserves a momentous lunch, and Monz delivers! Dining at Tubby's Tank House the Monz orders calamari, a house salad with cucumber onion dressing, a Sweetwater 420 Pale Ale (with a hat-tip to G-Man who advises us all to have a brew with lunch), and the "Low Country Platter." Mrs. Monz has the Grilled Yellow Fin Tuna with white wine.

UPDATE!
The problem in the gallery with the order of the salesfolks has been fixed - IT Dept.