Friday, April 14, 2006
Under the Gun!
When we last spoke with the Monz, Chinese Food Friday was in grave peril. We've awaited an update with baited breath, but none has been forthcomming.
Meanwhile, the editors are walking on pins and needles because the myl investigative reporters have unearthed a sinister (but brilliant) plot to swindle male food consumers across America out of their hard-earned fortune. This scheme involves a number of multimillion dollar corporations and we wouldn't have believed it ourselves had we not been presented with damning pictures, pictures which we intended to show you next week! At least if they don't get to us first! Until then, have a safe and happy Easter and/or Passover and/or weekend!
UPDATE!
With CFF on the line, Monz takes an ordinary turkey burger from Red Star Tavern and channels the spirit of Don (those in the know are going "woah!") to create a sweet & sour turkey burger!
When we last spoke with the Monz, Chinese Food Friday was in grave peril. We've awaited an update with baited breath, but none has been forthcomming.
Meanwhile, the editors are walking on pins and needles because the myl investigative reporters have unearthed a sinister (but brilliant) plot to swindle male food consumers across America out of their hard-earned fortune. This scheme involves a number of multimillion dollar corporations and we wouldn't have believed it ourselves had we not been presented with damning pictures, pictures which we intended to show you next week! At least if they don't get to us first! Until then, have a safe and happy Easter and/or Passover and/or weekend!
UPDATE!
With CFF on the line, Monz takes an ordinary turkey burger from Red Star Tavern and channels the spirit of Don (those in the know are going "woah!") to create a sweet & sour turkey burger!
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