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International Bright Young Thing!

Today we gave Monz the "What Country Are You?" quiz. At first we were surprised:

You're Mozambique!

You're tired of fighting with yourself.  For years, you
fought battles with yourself over every little thing you could, but now it's finally
time to move on.  Just forgetting about it looks like the best way to move
on, though you really like graphic representations of machine guns for some reason.
 Rebuilding yourself is going to be a challenge, but with the inner peace
you feel now, it's looking like a possibility.  Just take the machine gun
off your flag.


Take the Country Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid

Yet this is not the first time the Monz has inspired an utterance of this proud nation's name! In 1981, in circumstances too complex to go into here, Monz's heroics on the soccer field during gym class made the EIC exclaim "this is one small step for Mozambique, one giant step for us (our team)!" We kid you not. We also don't kid you that today's lunch was a turkey ham affair with beer unground mustard, plus string cheese, carrots, and orange. Gotta Revolution!