Wednesday, June 14, 2006
When It Comes to Law, Monz Wins!
You may have seen the recent jovial item in the news about the two feuding lawyers who couldn't decide where to hold a depositon -- either at one lawyer's office or the court reporter's office just down the block -- so the judge ordered they play rock, paper, scissors for it. One lawyer said he would open with rock, since his case was a solid as a rock. An expert predicted that both lawyers would choose paper, because lawyering uses so much paper. We decided to challenge the Monz, just for the fun of it. We should have known better: Monz makes use of his keen psychological insight and wins (he picked paper)! While on the topic of law, we asked the Monz what he thought of the new Miller Light "manlaw" advertising campaign, as Monz also has a rich experience in advertising and marketing. "They suck, the old guy shouldn't be on the panel, but I do think horrible things should happent to you if you stick a finger in my beer bottle.
Nothing horrible will happen to you if you lunch on orecciette pasta with spicy pepper sace, some hummus and twizzlers. Au contraire, your lunch will be quite yummy.
You may have seen the recent jovial item in the news about the two feuding lawyers who couldn't decide where to hold a depositon -- either at one lawyer's office or the court reporter's office just down the block -- so the judge ordered they play rock, paper, scissors for it. One lawyer said he would open with rock, since his case was a solid as a rock. An expert predicted that both lawyers would choose paper, because lawyering uses so much paper. We decided to challenge the Monz, just for the fun of it. We should have known better: Monz makes use of his keen psychological insight and wins (he picked paper)! While on the topic of law, we asked the Monz what he thought of the new Miller Light "manlaw" advertising campaign, as Monz also has a rich experience in advertising and marketing. "They suck, the old guy shouldn't be on the panel, but I do think horrible things should happent to you if you stick a finger in my beer bottle.
Nothing horrible will happen to you if you lunch on orecciette pasta with spicy pepper sace, some hummus and twizzlers. Au contraire, your lunch will be quite yummy.
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