monzyummylunch

King of Lunch!

The Judge threw a party in the county seat
At the library where they serve tasty treats
He plays in a band, but where's Obie's?
They've beenscooped by a local Leona serving ham 'n cheese

Let's eat
Everybody let's eat
Everybody in Waukegan
Is dining on Monz' command

Security guard played the tenor saxophone
Appellate judges blowin on the slide trombone
The drummer boy was from Illinois like all the rest
So why does Monz advertise for jam mates on Craigslist?

Let's eat
Everybody let's eat
On Friday's Monz takes a lunch reprieve
Over by the Waukegan Library

Sad sack was sitting on a sidewalk of stone
Way over by North Avenue, weepin all alone
The Monz said "hey you, sad sack fellow!"
"Either get me some food or stop harshing my mellow!"

Let's eat
Everybody let's eat
Lake County has a friendly bar
Monz is its rising star

Monz e-mailed us with this thrilling tail
Lunching in the sun, the boy ain't pale
Wherever you are in this great big land
Get out of your office and make your lunch stand

Let's eat
Everybody let's eat
Use your hands, spoon, knife, or fork
"And then I went back to work"