Thursday, August 31, 2006
Forever!
The word means a lot of things. "A mighty long time" says The Artist Formerly Known as Prince. A Judy Bloom novel that elementary school teachers need to be cautious about (because the kids have sex and, as the Education Editor's teacher college reading methods instructor put it, "nothing bad happens.") Or a certain prank that Monz and you need to...be on the lookout for. It involves taking a pair of socks and pulling them over two rolls of newspaper, then stuffing them in a pair of old boots. Place them square in front of a toilet stall, then lock the door from the inside and climb out of the stall. Scientific studies show that nobody ever checks for more than the legs. More nefarious, the prankster always has an available watercloset.
Kinda like the CSC always has a lunch available for Monz, like today's Greek Chicken sandwich, baked lays, and a blessedly non-diet cookie.
The word means a lot of things. "A mighty long time" says The Artist Formerly Known as Prince. A Judy Bloom novel that elementary school teachers need to be cautious about (because the kids have sex and, as the Education Editor's teacher college reading methods instructor put it, "nothing bad happens.") Or a certain prank that Monz and you need to...be on the lookout for. It involves taking a pair of socks and pulling them over two rolls of newspaper, then stuffing them in a pair of old boots. Place them square in front of a toilet stall, then lock the door from the inside and climb out of the stall. Scientific studies show that nobody ever checks for more than the legs. More nefarious, the prankster always has an available watercloset.
Kinda like the CSC always has a lunch available for Monz, like today's Greek Chicken sandwich, baked lays, and a blessedly non-diet cookie.
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