Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Go West, Young Man!
Dear MYL:
Oh sure, Monz grew up in Lake County, Monz is all over Lake County, Monz IS Lake County, but what about us up here in neighboring McHenry County? Has Monz no love for us? Has he ever kept on trucking down Route 120 and made a quick left onto FISH LAKE ROAD then turned left on MOLIDOR ROAD to check out the Grant Cemetary? Has he kept going on Molidor past Route 12 to check out the CASTLE ZOOM and later the VOLO BOG. Has he (e-mail me for more directions but we're on a tour here) been to HELL II? Has he dined with his hon in FOX LAKE and checked out the view at BLARNEY ISLAND? Has he followed in the shoes of Tom Waits and been moved to song by JOHNSBURG? Driven the bluffs of RIVER ROAD and bounced along the gentle hills that abut the McHenry Dam to the west and the MORAINE HILLS to the east. Seen the most famous HOUSE WITH NO CORNERS outside of Beverely Hills, CA (and ours was first!). Gone to a drive-in at the MCHENRY OUTDOOR THEATER? Wellhuhwellhuhwellhuh?!?!
Dear Rube, er, McHenryite. We don't know. We'll ask him. But we won't ask if you had anything as delicious as corned beef and turkey with horsey mustard on whole grain, apple, banana, string cheese with jokes (take that Al Franken) and jello-y things sans sucre for lunch, because we've been to McHenry County! (Just funnin' ya son, we like MC, but dude...)
Dear MYL:
Oh sure, Monz grew up in Lake County, Monz is all over Lake County, Monz IS Lake County, but what about us up here in neighboring McHenry County? Has Monz no love for us? Has he ever kept on trucking down Route 120 and made a quick left onto FISH LAKE ROAD then turned left on MOLIDOR ROAD to check out the Grant Cemetary? Has he kept going on Molidor past Route 12 to check out the CASTLE ZOOM and later the VOLO BOG. Has he (e-mail me for more directions but we're on a tour here) been to HELL II? Has he dined with his hon in FOX LAKE and checked out the view at BLARNEY ISLAND? Has he followed in the shoes of Tom Waits and been moved to song by JOHNSBURG? Driven the bluffs of RIVER ROAD and bounced along the gentle hills that abut the McHenry Dam to the west and the MORAINE HILLS to the east. Seen the most famous HOUSE WITH NO CORNERS outside of Beverely Hills, CA (and ours was first!). Gone to a drive-in at the MCHENRY OUTDOOR THEATER? Wellhuhwellhuhwellhuh?!?!
Dear Rube, er, McHenryite. We don't know. We'll ask him. But we won't ask if you had anything as delicious as corned beef and turkey with horsey mustard on whole grain, apple, banana, string cheese with jokes (take that Al Franken) and jello-y things sans sucre for lunch, because we've been to McHenry County! (Just funnin' ya son, we like MC, but dude...)
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