Thursday, August 17, 2006
How to Make a Worm Squirm!
Monz inspires greatness, in lunch and in life, and with this as a guide we asked the Political Editor to stir the pot, agitate, and inspire us to action. His response: take the Porkbusters' Challenge!. Currently there is a secret hold in the senate blocking an important piece of legislation. This bill would uncover secret recipients of your taxdollars, making them easily findable on the web. Well, Monz is all about uncovering secrets!
Who are the satanic senators submerging this sensible solution to these soul-selling squanderers of our security? It's a secret! We say let the sunshine in: call your senator (the phone number will appear when you place the cursor over their smiling mug) and ask if they're the secret!
Monz' lunch is not a secret! It's a footlong turkey on Hearty Italian, lots of vinegar and oil and both kinds of peppers. K.C. Masterpiece baked Lays to add a little spice, though Monz is not impressed.
And, since every appearance of the word "secret" invariably brings a reflexive accusation by the Monz that the editorial staff includes his secret "santa" admirer, we again state for the record that we're not the secret!
Monz inspires greatness, in lunch and in life, and with this as a guide we asked the Political Editor to stir the pot, agitate, and inspire us to action. His response: take the Porkbusters' Challenge!. Currently there is a secret hold in the senate blocking an important piece of legislation. This bill would uncover secret recipients of your taxdollars, making them easily findable on the web. Well, Monz is all about uncovering secrets!
Who are the satanic senators submerging this sensible solution to these soul-selling squanderers of our security? It's a secret! We say let the sunshine in: call your senator (the phone number will appear when you place the cursor over their smiling mug) and ask if they're the secret!
Monz' lunch is not a secret! It's a footlong turkey on Hearty Italian, lots of vinegar and oil and both kinds of peppers. K.C. Masterpiece baked Lays to add a little spice, though Monz is not impressed.
And, since every appearance of the word "secret" invariably brings a reflexive accusation by the Monz that the editorial staff includes his secret "santa" admirer, we again state for the record that we're not the secret!
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If don't know who the secret is (and the Legal Editor (LE) has warned us against airing suspicions). We just know who it ain't and it ain't one of us!
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