Friday, August 18, 2006
Jamba Juche!
Some call it a communist doctrine. Some call it a religion. We call it for what it is: a theft! Juche: the official belief of North Korea (sometimes called Kim Il Sungism) is centered on a belief of self-sufficiency, which in-turn justifies the impoverished nation's isolationism. Please. Monz has always been self-sufficient when it comes to lunch, sometimes to the point of the editors berrating him (to no effect) for too many made-at-home lunches in a row. Clearly these North Korean choadas have transcended time to steal Monz' shining path, er, concept. Which leaves us with two choices: go around wearing Monz pins wherever we go, or heading to Hussey's for a hot corned beef sandwich and sweet potato fries. Or both!
Some call it a communist doctrine. Some call it a religion. We call it for what it is: a theft! Juche: the official belief of North Korea (sometimes called Kim Il Sungism) is centered on a belief of self-sufficiency, which in-turn justifies the impoverished nation's isolationism. Please. Monz has always been self-sufficient when it comes to lunch, sometimes to the point of the editors berrating him (to no effect) for too many made-at-home lunches in a row. Clearly these North Korean choadas have transcended time to steal Monz' shining path, er, concept. Which leaves us with two choices: go around wearing Monz pins wherever we go, or heading to Hussey's for a hot corned beef sandwich and sweet potato fries. Or both!
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