Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Where I Can Find My Brave Lunch!
The Political Editor (PE) has been very upset with all the controversy over Senator George Allen Jr., who we hear used the word "Macca." We all know that this is an affectionate nickname for Paul McCartney. But what most people don't know is that Macca is something of a prophet and sage. The EIC had endurre...er, listened to Monz all but say as much for years but was dubious until he was listening to "Live and Let Die" and had an epiphany. Immediately, he called the Monz.
"Ok, first Paul tells us to return to the alpha ("when you were young and your heart was an open book, you used to say live and let live"), then reminds us that life is change ("but in this ever changing world in which we live in") and has insidiously turned us against our innocent nature ("makes you give in and cry, say live and let die"), focused on the petty struggles of our meager existence ("what does it matter to ya, when you got a job to do you got to do it well, you got to give the other fellow hell). And by telling us this in the context of a movie, he provides a path to return to that primal innocence, when what did we care about most? Food! Popcorn! Snow Caps! Swedish Fish!"
"Uh, yeah dude, I think you're getting it."
Several similar conversations ensued. The mainstream media will stop at nothing to destroy prophets like Monz and Macca. So fight back! Monz did, with a very Macca-like vegetarian at-home lunch (we're singing: "unacustom that I am...") of an ultra PBJ on whole grain with natural peanut butter crunchy and lemon-pear jellyjam, with fat free sugar free jello snacks.
UPDATE!
The PE reports that Senator Allen used the term "maccaca," not "macca." That's some messed up caca, and we don't mean futbol! Anyway, nevermind...
The Political Editor (PE) has been very upset with all the controversy over Senator George Allen Jr., who we hear used the word "Macca." We all know that this is an affectionate nickname for Paul McCartney. But what most people don't know is that Macca is something of a prophet and sage. The EIC had endurre...er, listened to Monz all but say as much for years but was dubious until he was listening to "Live and Let Die" and had an epiphany. Immediately, he called the Monz.
"Ok, first Paul tells us to return to the alpha ("when you were young and your heart was an open book, you used to say live and let live"), then reminds us that life is change ("but in this ever changing world in which we live in") and has insidiously turned us against our innocent nature ("makes you give in and cry, say live and let die"), focused on the petty struggles of our meager existence ("what does it matter to ya, when you got a job to do you got to do it well, you got to give the other fellow hell). And by telling us this in the context of a movie, he provides a path to return to that primal innocence, when what did we care about most? Food! Popcorn! Snow Caps! Swedish Fish!"
"Uh, yeah dude, I think you're getting it."
Several similar conversations ensued. The mainstream media will stop at nothing to destroy prophets like Monz and Macca. So fight back! Monz did, with a very Macca-like vegetarian at-home lunch (we're singing: "unacustom that I am...") of an ultra PBJ on whole grain with natural peanut butter crunchy and lemon-pear jellyjam, with fat free sugar free jello snacks.
UPDATE!
The PE reports that Senator Allen used the term "maccaca," not "macca." That's some messed up caca, and we don't mean futbol! Anyway, nevermind...
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