Wednesday, September 06, 2006
We Don't Think You're Ready for This Jelly!
The Beyonce Editor (BE) is very concerned about the diva's new release B-Day. Beyonce relates that the songs are inspired by her role in the soon-to-be released film "Dreamgirls." They are what she wished her character, a Diana Ross-like lead singer in a female vocal group, would have said to her man. Alas, the lyrics, as critics have noted, sound despearate, clingy, and more than a little bling-centric.
In other words, angst. Monz knows how to deal with angst. Under Monz' munificient guidance, he would gently detoxify B. of angst-causing stimulants in her diet, then expand her musical horizons to include songs and sounds which Destiny's Child only encountered in mashups. And he would feed the poor child yummy fare like 2 shrimp spring egg rolls with peanuty sauce, an apple, string cheese and sugar free jello-y things, followed with some joke (that went over our heads) about whales and blubber.
The Beyonce Editor (BE) is very concerned about the diva's new release B-Day. Beyonce relates that the songs are inspired by her role in the soon-to-be released film "Dreamgirls." They are what she wished her character, a Diana Ross-like lead singer in a female vocal group, would have said to her man. Alas, the lyrics, as critics have noted, sound despearate, clingy, and more than a little bling-centric.
In other words, angst. Monz knows how to deal with angst. Under Monz' munificient guidance, he would gently detoxify B. of angst-causing stimulants in her diet, then expand her musical horizons to include songs and sounds which Destiny's Child only encountered in mashups. And he would feed the poor child yummy fare like 2 shrimp spring egg rolls with peanuty sauce, an apple, string cheese and sugar free jello-y things, followed with some joke (that went over our heads) about whales and blubber.
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shrimp spring egg rolls with peanuty sauce would cure one of just about anything- thats for sure! but what B really needs is fried ice cream on a daily basis following those spring rolls, then maybe we'll get throught to her
Good one, Ale. However, I now know why the Editors didn't check in today . . .
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